So, taking a page out of Emily's book, I present the work of my mother. We had an incredible 6 days together and she captured that (as best she could) here. I'm really going to miss having her here, but I'm so very thankful that she made the trip and stuck it out this week, I know there were parts where deep breathing was definitely necessary, but I'm sending her back to the states a cultured woman.
So far, so good. Off the plane, made it through customs, got my luggage, walking towards the exit. Good, good, good. A uniformed man walking towards me. “boleto, Señora” Huh? “ticket?” Oh, shoot. Laura told me about this…my baggage claim ticket. If I don’t have it they will think I am stealing this luggage. I can’t find it. Where did I put it?? I don’t have it. I will be arrested. Laura will never know what happened… no one will ever see me again. “Americana!!” the one uniformed man yells and two more uniformed men come running over to me. My heart is beating very rápido. I am digging in my bag, digging, digging, sweating, found it!! My ticket! I’m not going to waste away in a foreign prison. I’m free. I head to the exit and….LAURA!!!!! The real adventure begins.
I see very quickly why Laura has fallen in love with this place. Quito is amazing….alive, vibrant, colorful. Day one was a visit to Laura’s university. So, so pretty. So fun to be walking around campus, taking in the colors, the buildings, the people. Walking and talking, walking and talking , walking uphill and talking, walking and I. Can’t. Breathe. What. Is. Happening? Laura turns back, sees my struggle and with a knowing nod, “altitude.”
Off to Salsa class. Laura, me and the instructor. Let me repeat: salsa and me. I will let the video speak for itself. Hint: Kate Gosselin-esque.
Day two was Mitad del Mundo (middle of the world). The coolest place EVER. It literally is the middle of the world: longitude 00/ latitude 00. So what this means is that you can balance an egg very easily. Well, easily for everyone else. The Amrein egg-balancing gene was lacking but I had to persevere for the sake of a picture just for Mark.

Picture for Mark

Mitad del Mundo
I also learned of an indigenous people here in Ecuador that live on a small parcel of land that has the equivalent to all the trees in the United States. But it has come to the attention of the government that this particular parcel of land is sitting on a minefield of oil. So of course the government wants to take the land. And the indigenous people don’t feel too happy about that idea. So they have started to let visitors come to visit and support them. The little caveat: this indigenous tribe is one of the only ones that still shrinks heads (and I’m not talking about the lying on the couch kind.) So you can visit if you want, just try not to step on anyone’s toes…or guinea pigs.
Day three: Otavalo. I think Otavalo is another word for heaven. Ok, not really. But it is the largest outdoor market in South America. Did you hear me? Largest outdoor market. Let me address a few issues here. To hubby: kept on a budget. Sort of. Which is way easier to do here because a. you can barter (which I learned to do out of necessity when Laura told me I was on my own) and b. things here in general are so much cheaper than at home. (I got mad when the earrings were $1.50 instead of $1.) To mom and dad: remember when you had to sit on a bench and wait for me at Sunglass alley? Thank your lucky stars you were not in Otavalo with me. To Patrick and Christie: I have come a long way since that craft fair at USC. I walked down an entire row of tables before I bought my first thing!

Back in the hotel after visiting heaven
Day four: Mindo. So it’s really interesting to be in a foreign land and not know the language. When people spoke of Mindo I had no idea what they were saying. Mindo started out as a beautiful, peaceful, serene butterfly garden and hummingbird paradise. How quickly things changed. What Mindo actually means is extreme terror. Two words: zip line. We get to the place, I see what we are doing. Breathe in, breathe out. I’m actually sort of ok with this. I mean, I came here for an adventure, right? They put the gear on me. I’m still ok. We get instructions from the guide… in rapid-fire Spanish. Laura translates as fast as she can. What I hear is: “do this, don’t do that, do this, don’t do that.” I am going to die. “Laura, I need a guide to go with me.” “Mom, why are you freaking out now?” Ok, ok, I can do this. Climb the stairs up to the wire. Laura hooks in first like the old pro she is, tells me I will be fine, then is pushed off into oblivion. I stand there. Everyone is looking at me. Here’s my question: how can my heart be beating so violently and yet I am not dying of a heart attack? Ok, ok. Breathe. Hook in. Try to stop shaking, it’s not really helping. Hang on for dear life and…… FLY!!! I really didn’t know I could scream so loud. But, I’m doing it! I am actually doing it! I reach the other side and I am laughing hysterically, partly because I am just so happy to still be alive but partly because it was possibly the craziest thing I have ever done. And I did do it. Two more times, in fact.
Proof.

Survivors
Day six: the Basilica. The Basilica is….I actually don’t know what the Basilica is so I will use visual aids here. Mike, remember when I wouldn’t climb to the top of the Eiffel Tower when we were twenty? Something has happened in all the years since because, in the words of your friend, I am younger than that now. Climbed all the way to the top. Made Laura take lots of pictures to prove it. I guess after seeing my life flash before my eyes on the zip line, a trip up to the bell tower at the Basilica was a piece of cake.

From the bottom

Making it to the top was well worth it
Laura has an incredible life here in Quito. Her family is wonderful and is taking such good care of their Laurita. Her friends are fun and funny; I can see why she enjoys her time with them so much.

Dinner with some of Laura's friends

Laura's familia
This has been an amazing, amazing adventure. There have been so many highlights I could not pick just one. I have enjoyed it all tremendously but most of all…. I have enjoyed Laura.
--Petra/Mom/Mrs. Amrein, one tough mama.